this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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