I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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