You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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