It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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