absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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