I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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