I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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