He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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