if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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