she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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