Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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