But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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