So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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