Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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