I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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