We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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