So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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