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(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.

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(361): View more from Texas

I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"

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(361): View more from Texas

Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.

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(305): View more from Florida

After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench

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(937): View more from Ohio

I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that

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