I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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