don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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