Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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