We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
A+ Viking dick
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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