What did we do last night that was yellow?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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