So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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