Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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