She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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