better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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