I wanna bring you to show and tell
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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