i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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