Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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