shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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