ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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