I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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