The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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