Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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