The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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