Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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