My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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