just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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