I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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