anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
