So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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