Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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