What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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