no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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