I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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