Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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