I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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