Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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