she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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