Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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