she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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