I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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