he wants to bone in the snuggie
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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