No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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Oh Jesus.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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