I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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